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Jumaat, 1 Februari 2013

WEIRDEST EXAM..THE MEANING OF PATIENCE

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One calm evening, 3.30pm, Operation Theater RSWS..

Anesthesiologist              :What is the best solution that you use as the peri-operative solution?
Coass                             : Compared to all the isotonic solution doc, the best option that we have is the Ringer Lactate
Anesthesiologist              : And why is that so?
Coass                             : Because Ringer Lactate  has the most nearest osmolarity with the plasma.. 273 compared to plasma with the osmolarity 285-290. The second reason is that the RL contine the most complete substances such as Na,K,Cl and Ca. this content is similar to body’s electrolyte component. Last but not least, RL are capable to stay in the blood vessel longer then others…
Spesialist                         : Good

After 5 minutes….

Anesthesiologist              : “What is the Starling Law is all about?”
Coass                             : Starling Law stated that….”
Knock!! Knock!! Knock!!
Another specialist            : doc, the ToF patient hemodinamically not stable. His rate keep dropping!”
The anesthesiologist and the other specialist quickly leave the Recovery room (where the examination is held)and run into the operation theater that located next to the RR.
Coass                              : OOHHH NOOOOOO!!! @_@##$$**##

REVINE……

7.30 am this morning, RS WS:

Coass                            : doc, sorry to disturb, but I am the one that make the appointment with you several days ago. I would like to take the exam for this department doc
Anesthesiologist             :hmmm…let me see my timetable.. how about meeting me at RS Ibnu Sina at  8.00am? I’m having several operation over there.
Coass                            : okay doc. Thank you very much..

8.00 am, Operation Theater RS Ibnu Sina.

The anesthesiologist looks very busy  take care of several operation and also keep answering several calls that came in. the co-ass also keep her hand busy helping PPDS to take control of the patient on the table. It’s been 3 hours but the anesthesiologist still get busy and didn’t get a chance to give the exam. The co-ass keep waiting patiently. Until 11.30am. the doctor then said:

Anesthesiologist            : it seem I can’t give you the exam right now.. It’s Jumah pray. How about meeting me at RSWS after Jumaah? I’ll got a meeting to attend but I’ll try my best to give you the exam today.
Co-ass                          : okay doc, thank you very much [patience]

1.00pm, Meeting Hall, RSWS:

The co-ass was waiting patiently while reading her mini notes. The Anesthesiologist had come but went for a medical board meeting at the hall. Actually, she’d been promised to be examined 2 days ago. But all of her waits become nonsense as the anesthesiologist never show up due to some problems at distreet hospitals. Well, he’s the man. The most busiest one on the earth!!

3.00 pm, Intensive Care Unit, RSWS:

Anesthesiologist             :  I got ToF (tetrology of Fallot) operation at COT (Central Operation Theater). I need to  handle it myself because it’s an off-pump operation. (the patient’s blood need to be withdraw from the body as the heart will be stopped by several heart relaxant drug. It will be circulated through the machines that function as the “temporary heart” to supply oxygen and nutrition to the body).
Co-ass                         : okay doc.[patient…again]
how on earth difficult just take the exam.. that’s when I have to apply the word of PATIENT in my vocabulary…

3.00 pm, Operation Theater, RSWS:

Anesthesiologist              : okay, now I’ll give you the exam..come here
Co-ass                           : yes doc. [with blinking eyes and rosy face]
 Got so exited to take the exam as she was tired of waiting and uncertain status of exam..she will end this soon. Very soon.
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5.00 pm, Operation Theater, RSWS:

Co-ass was told to enter the operation theater after a long wait and to exam in the operation room. The Anesthesiologist questioning the co-ass while keeping his eyes on the monitor and giving some kind of instructions to the PPDS. After few chains of questions, he said

Anesthesiologist        : okay, where’s your report card? Where should I sign?
Co-ass                      : here doc. [giving her report card and smiling as the torture come to end..blinking eyes..flying smile]
Anesthesiologist         : you’re able to do well in your exam after a long wait and helping hand. Be a good doctor in the future.okay??
Co-ass                      : thank you doc. Thank you very much…

She open the report card…dup..dap..dup…dapp…

“A”

Alhamdulillah..alhamdulillah.. most of time, what make you a good doctor is not just your brilliant brain. But beyond that is your patience and your attitude. ^__^v

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